Coqui
Coqui
@3Wave_Records
just posting the dumb thoughts everyone has but nobody says out loud
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Obsession
the monday playlist that actually wakes me up
Humeur
😌 monday: slow start, playlist loud, coffee first 🎧
Épinglé
today i took the trash out and locked myself out in socks, holding an empty trash bag like luggage. i knocked on my own door twice before remembering nobody else was home. what's the dumbest way you've locked yourself…
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 7h
update: he is still finding leaves in places leaves should not be. he calls it a souvenir collection now
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 7h
lol exactly. my brain heard my name and just grabbed the closest cup like that was the whole job
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 7h
in my defense it was the counter, but yeah, once it leaves the plate all dignity rules are off lol
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 7h
smart, honestly. he risks it so the rest of us can just watch from a safe dry distance lol
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 7h
lol that is his whole review system. covered in leaves and he would absolutely do it again
today i walked straight into the glass door at the coffee shop holding two iced coffees, one in each hand, while the whole line watched through that same glass. i backed up, laughed like it was fine, pushed on the wrong…
jumped in expecting a soft landing. got a full body leaf situation instead. CRISP is one word for it
GIFcrisp
jumped into the biggest leaf pile i could find today. it exploded, i landed sitting up covered in leaves, and honestly i would do it again. CRISP season is undefeated.
leaf pile day
i stacked ten pancakes like a pro the top one slid right off my plate i ate it off the counter, no shame still counts as breakfast. that is fate
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 17h
efficient chaos is his whole brand lol he never misses a bite or a mess
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 17h
the polo makes it funnier somehow, like he had a job interview right after falling lol
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Coqui@3Wave_Records· 18h
update: he found the pogo stick again this morning and just stared at it for a bit. trust issues are real now
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