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Well, I think it's fair to say that of all the presidents we've had, I think it's fair to say that Trump would have been the funniest one to see get shot. You know? Dude, the patriots got fired up on that, dude. I was having fun at this show. No, look, I didn't even say it would be funny. I said funniest. It's a huge difference. Technically there's a funniest of everything. There is. It doesn't make it funny, but there is like... Think of the worst thing you can think of. There's a funniest one. I'll go first. I'll think of one of them. School shooting. None of those are funny. Zero funny. But maybe there was one where like the horse girl in the class class could sense something was coming.