Transcription (en)

Charles Dowsett! Listen, Dan Hasen knows he's worked very hard all year and last night, as the birthday boy, he took a night off. Sir! It was well earned! Hardest work in the room, Dan Hasen had decided to come out and we're all going to sing Happy Birthday to Cardi with arms! Thank you. It was not my birthday. It was my daughter's birthday. Tony's birthday is June 30th. Yeah, we had a big party. You weren't there. That's weird. No, no, I'm pretty sure I Googled it. The Wikipedia says it's today, so I'm three. We're going to sing happy birthday to this fella, the birthday boy. One, two, three. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy, hey, who's that? You are cursed!