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Time travel suit, not bad. Hey, hey, hey, easy, easy. I'm being very careful. No, you're being very hokey. I'm being careful. These are Pym particles, all right? And ever since Hank Pym got snapped out of existence, this is it. This is what we have. We're not making any more. Scott, calm down. Sorry. We've got enough for one round trip each. That's it. No do-overs. Plus two test runs. No! One test run. All right, I'm not ready for this. I'm game. I'll do it. Clint, now you're gonna feel a little discombobulated from the chronoship? Don't worry about it. Wait, wait, wait a second. Let me ask you something. If we can do this, you know, go back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos, you know, and... First of all, that's horrible. It's Thanos. And secondly, time doesn't work that way. Changing the past doesn't change the future. Look, we go back, we get the stones before Thanos gets them. Thanos doesn't have the stones. Problem solved. Bingo. That's not how it works. Well, that's what I heard. Wait, but who? Who told you that? Star Trek, Terminator, Time Cop, Time After Time. Quantum Leap? Wrinkle in Time, Somewhere in Time. Hot Tub Time Machine? Hot Tub Time Machine. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Basically any movie that deals with time travel. Die Hard? No, that's not what I... This is known. I don't know why everyone believes that, but that isn't true. Think about it If you travel to the past that past becomes your future And your former present becomes the past Which can now be changed by your new future Exactly So back to the future is a bunch of bullshit All right, Clint. We're going in three, two, one. Cooper! Where are my headphones? Lila! Hey, hey, look at me. You okay? It worked. Okay, so the how works. Now we gotta figure out the when and the where. Almost everyone in this room has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones. Or, substitute the word encounter for damn near been killed by one of the six Infinity Stones. Well, I haven't, but I don't even know what the hell you're all talking about. Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history. Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in, yeah? Which means we have to pick our targets. Correct. So, let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know? Is he asleep? No, no. I'm pretty sure he's dead.