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trade, man. We're talking sports here, Charlie. We could just swap. We could swap these miserable lives. They can go live in their socialist utopias in Europe with no ice and no air conditioning and they're the glorious free health care that we pay for with our military budget. And we can swap them. This has been an incredible propaganda win for Trump and the American people. The incredible result of having the World Cup here and the people of Europe saying, we love it here in America. They have this thing called ranch dressing. They have this thing called free refills. It's a paradise. Belgium, you're not going to believe this, has won zero Super Bowls. And Belgium has won zero World Series. And I think that's really important for people to take away. And also, I would like to propose a rule for FIFA. Nobody asked me, but I think this should be something that is standard. If America has had to invade your country to liberate you in the last hundred years, then we should get a one goal advantage.