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I'm stealing these tips, and there's nothing this fat old man can do about it. Suck it, fat stuff! Oh my god. Stole your tips. Well, he stole your tips, but he called me fat twice. Would you mind filling out an incident report? How do you do an incident report? I'll do it for you. She's in. She's in. OK, here we go. All right. A stranger came in and threatened to harm, and he ran out with the whole tip jar. You said you made direct eye contact and dared him to do something. The bitch backed down and went for the tip jar? Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Yeah. He said as soon as he exited, he lifted off into the air on a jet pack or pogo stick. What? I didn't see where it went. It's just he ran out the door, and then he was gone.